You Are What You Eat?

There’s a controversy brewing in Waco,TX over a new restaurant that just opened up. It’s name is ‘Fat Ho Burgers’ and some people are just a little bit up in arms over the rather derogitive name – specifically their neighbors next door at the Gospel Café

The restaurant, as the local Fox 4 Affiliate was so kind enough to explain, “is named after a fat (as in hefty) ho (not the garden tool).”

Fat Ho is the dreamchild of 23 year old Lakita Evans who defends the burger joint (while also being strangely nihilistic) saying, “Look what’s going on over there in Japan – I mean, it’s quite clear to us that the world’s not going to get any better… somebody’s gotta keep their sense of humor around here.”

It’s too bad the Gospel Café, a volunteer-run religious café and bookstore next door doesn’t quite see the humor. “Would’ve been nice to think a little more sensitively,” said Pastor (and noted hater) Marsha Martie.

Among the edibles for sale at the Fat Ho:

Supa Fly Ho
Sloppy Ho Brisket
Supa DUPA Fly Ho
Fat chicken Ho
Bad Majajama

You can catch the whole story (and the weird subtle racist undertones of said story) by watching the video below.

‘Fat Ho Burgers’ Opens in Texas:

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